I want Condi for VEEP. Yee-HA! Why ? NOT because she is black. Howsabout THAT one? We, the United States needs here for her EXPERTISE. She is an expert in the old Soviet Union — something that is trying to come back under Putin. That also makes her more of an expert in Iran and what goes on there than anyone in the Obama administration. We NEED somebody that knows what goes on and how to think about it. PLEASE, GOD, BLESS AMERICA. Bless her with Condileeza Rice.


Ms. Rice, I know you don’t lust for political power. You don’t want to walk those halls again. That is precisely why we need you. The Newt Gingrich’s and Barrack Obama’s DO want everything you do not. Who needs THEM?? Not this country and CERTAINLY not now. I beg you. Yes, you would rather be commisioner of Major League Baseball. Unfortunately, if you don’t do something that is actually distasteful to you…. there may not be Major League Baseball any more.


There may not be an AMERICAN LEAGUE anyway. I will offer you this trade. Save my country and after only ONE four year term….I will allow you any Major League Sport “to be named later”. Fair? Please. We have had three FOULS — three very foul years — in a row.

Hey, OBAMA!!! Sorry, but the “mister president” thing doesn’t seem to make sense with a man who doesn’t really want to be “president” of the country. More like “Lord God Almighty” of the country, right?? Been hearing the speeches. “Lets not reward companies that do thus and such. Let’s reward companies that do such and so” Hey, DUMASS, How about not rewarding ANYBODY??? Who the hell told you that the government in this country rewards companies AT ALL???

You just can’t help it, right?? You want to decide who wins and who loses at everything. Well, your ugly wife has a few areas portioned (you know, like food ) off for herself, but you do the important stuff. Hows about you just STOP IT!! We don’t want anybody buy US US US US the god damned consumers to pick who THEY like. Who YOU want to win or think we should like doesn’t matter worth a damn. Boy your little girls are about to go through Hell, aren’t they??? You gonna pick the music they like, the clothes they like, the boys they like… if you even let them decide WHETHER they like boys. Heck darn, you might want one of them to be a lesbian, right?? Got to please that GLCG or whatever you call the CSLLMDDKWTHIR (c*** Sucking Lap licking muff diving don’t know what the heck I R) people out there…….

Look, I know you don’t like it when people talk to you like you are an ordinary person. Get used to it. An EX President ain’t much, chump. Even if you DID get to Fuck Up the country for four more years….THAT’S IT, so get used to it. People don’t like you. You remember Black People? Yeah, them. They might still VOTE for you, but you know in your heart they don’t like you. They think you are from some other PLANET. That’s ’cause you ARE. The planet Bizarro. As in the old Superman comic books. You are like every day you get up and gargle with Red Kryptonite. The stuff that makes old Superboy change into almost anything. Like a giant freaking toadstool. The difference is that YOU would be improved by turning into almost ANYTHING else.

Jesus. Help this idiot. Give him a nice Embolism.

Rick Perry would do a lot better in the long run by attacking Obama and not the U.S.Constitution. WHAT?  That’s exactly right. Think about this one. The bill of rights was ratified at the same time, for all practical purposes, as the Constitution itself. MOST of the people ratifying the Constitution wanted a Bill of Rights added so one was promised and delivered. Since then the United States has ratified only 17 amendments. Perry has THREE issues that would require an amendment. One might require two or more.


Here they are. The constitution says that Congress MUST meet at least once a year, Perry wants them to meet every other year. Right, it’s silly, but he gets applause. He needs to remember that Ron Paul gets applause on outlawing the Fed and requiring only gold and silver for money. HAHAHAHA. Really.
Second case Perry wants a 15 or 20 year term for Federal Judges. I like that too, but don’t ask him specific questions. If a judge has been on the bench for 15 years should a President appoint the guy/gal with experience and whose judgement you know if he/she will run out of time very quickly. Or do they get their term “reset” when they hit the SCOTUS??? Be sure that Rick Perry hasn’t thought about that one. Finally, he wants congressional pay set by — heck if I know, The President? An amendment? The Congress sets it’s own pay

right now and the 27th amendment says that any such change up or down cannot take effect until after the House has been re-elected every two years.


Rick says he will cut their pay in half and if he doesn’t like the job they do cut it again.  Of course more than half of Congress are millionaires.   Madame Pelosi, for example, is worth 50 million and her husband is a Billionaire with a B.  Cutting the pay would only hurt the kind of citizen/legislator Rick CLAIMS to prefer.   Pelosi probably donates her salary or just uses it for lunches.   An engineer or farmer or small business owner wont EVER be able to afford being a Congressman again.  

 You wonder if he has even SEEN the constitution let alone read it forget study it.

Sorry, Newt, but the writers of the constitution did not make the President of the United States a King. Oooops. I have often said that the biggest mistake they made was using the word Supreme to describe the highest court. A lot of people have, as a result, got the idea that the Supreme Court is the final arbiter of all and everything to do with the law and government. Hardly. In fact, they thought it would be and should be the weakest branch of government. Unfortunately, the two branches that CAN and in many many cases SHOULD HAVE over-ruled the courts by a variety of means and just plain SCARED them into submission many other times… Well…like lazy parents that SHOULD stay home from a party to enforce the grounding of a teen-ager but didn’t because it was inconvenient… well, they just didn’t do their job.

When the Courts — all the way up to that “Supreme” court ordered that Indian Tribes had legitimate rights to property they had held for decades and decades, President Andrew “What a Son of a Bitch” Jackson didn’t obey the court orders, in fact did everything short of personally escorting them out of the states. Of course, in that case the authorities of the States involved, the Congress and the People of The United States didn’t want to obey those orders either. It wasn’t just Andrew Jackson. People like to pull Lincoln out as an example, too, in these situations. Go ahead, but there was something going on at the time, uh, oh, A WAR?? A BIG BIG BIG ONE??

Sorry, Newt, you are NOT Lincoln. Or Jackson. I KNOW Lincoln and Jackson. They are in my wallet. I consider them friends of mine. YOU, Newt, are neither one. Jokes aside there are ways that CONGRESS may overcome the SCOTUS. They can simply define what areas they courts may rule in. And what areas they may not. THEY, not the President, can eliminate whole courts. They can..with a simple majority vote and a Presidential Signature expand the Supreme Court from 9 to 10 or 12 or 20 justices any time they wish. THEY can, not the President. Sorry Newt, YOU aren’t running for “Congress”.

 The people that are so excited about Newt Gingrich generally have some things in common. They know almost nothing about him. Really. I like a lot of things about the “tea party” but you don’t have to go to too many meetings before you find out that these are NOT people with a long history of political activity. Or reading. Not even the bible, not that makes them unique.


I have been active in politics since the early 60′s. I worked a table for Goldwater in 1964 — a man who — by comparison with Newt was the most careful and circumspect of political speakers. Of course, most of you reading this and probably ALL of the tea party people to whom I refer don’t get the joke. Goldwater was famous for shooting his foot off. Joke again. He was trying to shoot his mouth off but his foot got in the way. In was in his proverbial mouth at the time. Saying that you might use Nukes in Vietnam and that the situtation was going to give us two choices, retreat or a large scale build up. LBJ, of course, won that election by calling Goldwater a nut and a war hawk. HE, LBJ, would never allow our boys to get dragged into a land war in asia. Riiiight.

Newt is a major narcissist. Does he have big exciting ideas?? Does the Octomom have children?? Newt has a big exciting idea every 15 minutes. Exciting does NOT equal good. He agrees that CO2 is an important pollutant and that MAJOR EFFORTS are needed to deal with it. He says he doesn’t believe in “cap and trade”. OF COURSE NOT. That is ONLY because HE didn’t think of it. Cap and trade is exactly the type crazy idea he has. When he was speaker he hung out the Alam Toffler and his wife. Toffler of the “Future Shock” books and “Stage Three”. or Third Wave or whatever it was. As speaker Newt told everyone in /Congress to read a short list of books. That list included works by Jefferson, Hamilton, Madison, de Tocqueville – and Toffler.

Go look at the final chapter of The Third Wave. Not that Newt isn’t moved on to Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World by now. DON’T let Newt the Nut get ahold of ANYTHING, least of all your political party, by Ford. Remember that his own party kicked him out of the Speakership. Before you buy the I’ve Changed Bit think of this. He moved into the top of a couple of polls a week or two ago after languishing at the bottom for the rest of the campaign. What did Newt do?? HE ANNOUNCED THAT THE CAMPAIGN WAS OVER!! ” I’M GOING TO BE THE NOMINEE.” He’s CHANGED?? Changed what?? His Depends??????

Good for you, Senate. I happen to think that “advise and consent” actually MEANS something. And what it means is NOT that its ok to advise the President but then you have to consent. That would be “lay back and enjoy it”. NO. NO. NO. The senate is the only body that has the power to stop the seating of crazies to the bench. For far too long the Democrats have used their power to stop people from reaching the bench while conservatives republicans call them what you will but strict constructionists have run away crying some garbage about “elections have consequences”. Well, the election that sent those people to the Senate was supposed to have some consequence, too. Maybe, dear God, MAYBE now they will.

If someone openly proclaims they believe that a judge is supposed to change society, put rules in place, or basically legislate from the bench then DON’T SEAT THEM. DON’T MOVE THEM UP IN THEY SYSTEM. PERIOD.

Good job. So far.

Gingrich??? For GOD’S Sake, NO!

First of all, I would rather have Romney that this nasty little piece of shit. Second, I don’t believe he is who people in the   party want. They just ran to him because they were disappointed by Mr. Cain. They 80 percent believed that the gal stuff was true because they know from experience that it had the ring of truth. That said, regardless they admitted to what they had been denying for the last 6 months…. that he was ignorant on foreign policy and just refused to do the work to change that. It was obvious when he blew the Palestinian question, but when it happened again and again…. you just don’t elect Presidents who won’t learn, who don’t WANT to learn, who crank out the same old “first you gather people who know what they are doing…. then you…. “I won’t bother you with the rest. He’s been saying the same old mantras throughout the campaign.

Now, who’se left. Bachman, Perry, Huntsman and Santorum. Forget Huntsman. He doesn’t know he’s a Democrat. I don’t know why. I saw him on Fox and he went on and on about his conservative credentials”. He ALMOST convinced me,  but relax… he didn’t he hasn’t convinced anyone else. Bachman? OK. She’s a woman. Not that we couldn’t possible elect

a woman, but a Republican woman?? Not going to happen. Sorry. How’s about this? You know about people having something come out of their past?? How about someone who raised almost FIFTY foster kids? Do you think that just ONE of them might have something bad to say about foster mom? Yes, I said that. And yes. I think it’s possible. More possible

that electing a Republican Woman.
That leaves the two actual Republican Men. I am NOT going to consider Ron Paul who thinks we should basically disarm, bring all the boys home and let anybody that wants the bomb HAVE the bomb. After all, Stalin had thousands of the things and we didn’t die. I guess. Besides that he will be SEVENTY SEVEN on election day. SEVENTY SEVEN. At the end of the first term he would be 81. Come on, folks. Get Serious. Santorum or Perry. Well Perry has 15 million bucks and Santorum has raised………………………….nothing. That’s an indication nobody important wants him. Which leaves us with Perry.

What exactly was the reason we needed to dump him?? Because he let Mexican kids who went all the way through high school in Texas and graduated from a Texas high school….. all because the federal government FORCED TEXAS TO ALLOW THAT…… he signed a bill allowing them to go to college at texas resident rates. Now that is about 1/20 of one percent of the Mexicans living in Texas. Oh, and someone painted some racist grafitti on a rock on land his family hunts on. His FATHER painted over it 35 years ago so………………….. Are we REALLY not going to take a second look at this man? Really? Then vote for Gingrich, but I won’t. NO NO NO NO NO

I don’t dislike Herman Cain. In fact, I sent him money back when he first started his campaign. Since I was supporting him and therefore got all the email updates telling me about when he would be appearing on TV etc it was easy to keep upwith him. Unfortunately, he quickly became hard to watch. The Israel/Palestinian debacle was embarassing. The shameful way that President Obama had treated the Israeli President was on TV all week so you had to be — as the expression goes — living under a rock somewhere to be unaware of the issue. However, as a longtime consumer of TV news and comment and talk radio I have become aware over the years that the people delivering the news and comments are sometimes the LEAST imformed among us. Ask yourself how many times you hear a host come on at 11AM or 1 PM and he seems oblivious of the fact you have been discussing an issue for 4 hours already? Yep, they don’t listen to talk shows…. they talk them.


This being so… I was willing to cut Herman some slack… his staff should have had him better informed, hell’s bells he should have know the HISTORY of the issue but he didn’t. Now comes the thing about Herman Cain that I DON’T LIKE. That is UNACCEPTABLE. That has happened more than once and that — for me — means he is not up for the job. He was asked about the exact same issue 3 days later on Fox News Sunday. By this time it had been all over the media that he had screwed up his answer the first time. That he had looked flat out ignorant the first time. He was given a second chance and …… and…… He blew it again. He had not found out in the intervening THREE DAYS AND NIGHTS… how shall I put this??…….. he had not learned one damned thing. ZERO. Then…. and this was really embarassing he gave a little speech to Chris Wallace about “There’s something you’re going to learn about me. If you ask me about something and I don’t know the answer I am going to find out the answer and the next time you ask….” Nice speech but Chris Wallace was flat out embarassed, too embarassed apparently to say.. “but Mr Cain… uh this IS three days later. You didn’t know about the Israeli Palestinian situation 3 days ago and you STILL don’t know what you are talking about. Here’s food for thought. Barrack Obama will NOT be too embarassed to make you look like an idiot Mr Cain. He will NOT “go easy” on you for ANY reason, least of all because of your skin color. If you don’t know what you are talking about he will tear you into little ignorant pieces, Herman. On that 9-9-9 garbage? oh man oh man is he going to shred you. I have about 50 questions and haven’t heard ONE of them asked yet.

You have two enemies in this race, Mr Cain. Your enemies and your friends. I suspect your friends are the more deadly of the two. Let me just ask ONE question about this 9-9-9 mess if you don’t mind. Most of the TV reporters max out their SocIal Security taxes every year and are going to draw the maximum payment when the time comes. They don’t even know that most of us do NOT pay the maximum amount because we don’t make over 125K or whatever amount where social security taxes are collected and therefore we do not get the maximum SS payment when we retire. So??? Well, Herman, the amount of your monthly check is determined by how much money was collected in those FICA deductions on your paycheck. Under 9-9-9 is your check decided by your ….what? your sales tax? that 9 percent income tax on…what? I’m really honestly confused.
If you get a salary then the amount of your paycheck decides? What about if you get money from buying and selling? In other words, capital gains? Can you buy into the system? Or does everybody just get a check “depending on their needs”? Should I check back in a couple of days??


N ow, about those lady friends… You KNEW they were out there. The Restaurant Association dropped 80 or 90 grand on these “ladies”. Why did you tell us all “I don’t have any skeletons in my closet”? You did. Where I come from we call that “lying”. Don’t give me that racism crap either. Were this ladies white– not, to quote an old running gag from the Seinfeld show, not that there’s anything wrong with that. :>) Please don’t start with the “Perry campaign needs to apologize” bullshit either. Sorry. That’s a Texas expression. Did you make a suggestive remark slash hand gesture about THEIR “height” also? I can only think of one suggestive remark about a women’s height and President Clinton already used that one with some ladies’ basketball champs. Frankly, the whole routine where you shift the question from just what the hell you did or said to the “who told on me?” is the best political move I’ve ever seen you make. Too bad it makes me wonder why you seem so practiced on this instead of knowing that Israel doesn’t want to give half of Jerusalem to people sworn to destroy them. Makes one think that the somewhere between 2 and 10 women who have spoken up are maybe not all that’s coming?   It isn’t anything like the Clarence Thomas hearings,  because these complaints started when you were still in the Restaurant business, a business where Blacks are hardly unknown from the lowest to the HIGHEST positions.   Clarence Otis, an African American is CEO of DARDEN ENT.  owners of Red Lobster, Olive Garden and a dozen other chains, easily the largest restaurant conglomerate on the Planet.  Haven’t heard any complaints, have you?  I DO know that these gals were screaming for a chance to talk a couple of days ago and then…………all of a sudden we are at the end of Hamlet. Isn’t it Hamlet where it just says………….. “The Rest is silence”. PLEASE tell me those gals aren’t driving new mink coats all of a sudden. Or maybe I should say PLEASE tell me NOW if they are. President Obama has access to the FBI and the CIA and a lot of people like him. Why so silent so suddenly?

Eh??????????????????????????

OOOOOOPS! I guess that leaves Bachman kicked to the side of the road. Obviously, since I support Perry I am a sexist pig anyway, right?? Bachman isn’t going to get elected President. Therefore, she should get out of the way and let somebody else from her party run. Got it? Thank you. Why is this so hard.? Perry can beat Obama. She cannot. Moving right along. ANYBODY ELSE THAT CANNOT BEAT OBAMA NEEDS TO STOP RUNNING FOR THE NOMINATION. BTW, I sometimes use the name of the lord in vain. I shouldn’t do that. However, this is just among friends, OK?? Tell you what. Just to show I am serious I will quit doing that and you losers quit running.

Dirty secret. Running for the nomination is a great way to line your pockets with cash. BAD BAD BAD. People shouldn’t do that. STOP IT! Jon Huntsman. STOP IT. You know and I know you will NEVER NEVER NEVER be President. Stop running. NOW.

Tomorrow Morning Rick Perry will be on Fox TV Sunday morning news. Perry has 20 million bucks. If you have less than 3 million bucks STOP. OK? STOP IT NOW.

I am not going to call out Herman Cain………….YET. He has been on a book tour and all of a sudden Perry got into the race and STARTED OUT ON TOP. That was flat out weird. First debate he appeared in was weirder. He stood in the middle and it was like a stoning from the old testament. Everybody was chunking rocks at him. “You gave illegal aliens instate tuition” Not too surprisingly, Perry was surprised. He acted like a man, though. “yes we did. 98 percent of the legislature voted yes. so what’s it to ya” Then, they started on “You won’t build a wall on the border” all of the midgets who live 1400 miles from the border cried…. Oncee again, Perry manned up, balls out. “DAMNED STRAIGHT” He said. You ever SEEN the F-ing thing? ” “i did i did piped up teensy weensy santoreesi “I did I did” Perry looked around, trying to find where the squeeking was coming from…. “not sure you understood what you were looking at” he said politely…. avoiding phrases like “you f-ing idjit” and “flew over it on yo broom, crazy eyes. didja?” Gonna build me a wall and a fence and gonna jump down turn around pick a bale of mexicans jump down turnaround might adopt a few… Bachman sang………

So…. want to see a possible President getting harrassed by the new main stream media? tune in tomorrow.

Fair tax, Flat Tax.9-9-9 Show me your tax plan and I’ll show you mine. Nowadays if you run for President it’s the trendy thing to have a plan to redo our tax collection system. Is that REALLY needed? Probably not, but — as someone who takes 3 months to fill out 14 pages of my Schedule D-1 alone let me take a shot at it. Eliminate or cut capital gains? HELL YES. Actually they ought to be indexed somehow. My parents bought a house in 1966 and s old it in 2000. They payed 20k and sold for 140K. Based on inflation they made……NOTHING! Based on the tax code they made 120K on the sale. Now houses that people buy and hold for a long time are the most egregious example of this type of figuring and the government has wisely exempted people who lived in the property. However, if you buy houses and rent them out you face those taxes without any exeption. Are there ways for clever people to wangle around that?? Probably, but the poor slob who just rents out one property doesn’t know them and why should anybody have to pay taxes on gains that don’t exist???

The FAIR TAX is a pathetic joke. You taxes seniors as they earned the money…now TAX THEM AS THEY SPEND IT! They are not ALL senile, guys. We ain’t gonna pay. Moreover — it’s supposed to be simple? I can ask questions that will complicate it till my fingers fall off. You going to tax me 35% when I go to Sears and get a 400 dollar suit for my kid’s wedding. I added that about the wedding because I never paid 400 for a suit. Anyway, that adds 140 dollars to it. NOW it’s a 540 dollar suit and I can’t afford it. I get the 300 dollar suit I usually buy. Even THAT costs me 405 now bacause I have to pay the 105 bucks sales tax. Now, the guys on TV? They love this tax because THEY buy their suits in Paris and London so their 12,000 dollar suit will pay NO sales tax. Some poor shnook buys a house for 140K. You gonna add 49K to it?? My, my no Home sales are sacred, keep the economy going and DAMN! that 49K is a bit obvious, especially since people FINANCE their homes and no bank is going to finance a home for a third more than it’s worth. Well, as the get rich quick guys say on channell 99 at night —- just find someone willing to sell a 150K home for 100…. What’s the prob?

Trust me, I can go on and on. The best part of it being so simple is where they are going to sene — you ready? EVERYBODY IN AMERICA A CHECK for the money they are going to spend on sales taxes for necessities of life –NEXT MONTH. Yeah. Now, everybody gets a check. Your 16 year old working at the Higgly Piggly Chicken Shack? The guy mowing lawns? Oh yeah. whatever.

Thing is… Saying you will close down the IRS gets a big applause response. You know, mailing out those checks and collection the sales tax and all…. that will be done by fairies. You see them?? Out their on the lawn singing 9-9-9 oh wait… it’s 12-12-12… 15-15-15…….. Whatever. RELAX… The black guy with the nice smile says that won’t happen. The law will require a 2/3 vote of congress… HAHAHAHAHAHAH……..Yes, this guy is running for PRESIDENT and doesn’t know that no law can restrict a future congress except a Constitutionall Amendment. You going to pass one just to pass 9-9-9. News Flash. It takes YEARS and YEARS. How about that “Balanced Budget Amendment” ? If we pass THAT won’t it stop them from raising rates because they won’t be able to increase spending??


Are you new around here? You pass a BBA and here’s how it will work. Congress will pass whatever they want and………THE COURT WILL ADJUST THE TAX RATE. That ri-i-i-i-ight. It’s in the constitution now. Congress spends but the taxes must equal that amount. If you don’t think a court would do that just check history. They have done it in multiple states and NOW you just gave them taxing power over the whole country. DON’T DO IT. People writing constitutional amendments want to sound elegant. Like Jefferson. They don’t want to have multiple lines limiting the power of this person or that… just “The Congress shall not spend more than the taxes collected.” Maybe something shorter. More general. Watch out for that. Laws SHOULD drone on and on a bit. Otherwise you end up with situations like the gun laws in Texas. “It shall be a felony etc etc etc to carry a firearm within 1000 feet of a school” Hey, at least they thought about exempting cops. Problem is they didn’t say LOADED gun or Assembled gun or except locked in a portasafe unassembled in the freaking trunk with no ammunition. Just Gun. Once you were on your property, the judges decided, the 2nd amendment covered you but you had no way to get it there if, like me, that thousand feet of a school completely surrounded your property. Oooops. It also went past the 4 lane busy street BEHIND MY HOUSE, meaning that about 4000 people a day broke that law just driving by a school they never saw. Didn’t matter. Somebody took a compass — you know with the sticky end and a pencil and drew circless around all the schools. Hell you couldn’t go ANYWHERE in Dallas Texas. You were pretty much always within 1000 feet of a church or a school.

But I digress. Taxes. Yes, saying close down the IRS is a great applause line, but it isn’t the way to gol. The answer is the flat tax. Yeah most of those pigs at IRS get to keep their jobs, but they get simpler. The jobs, not the pigs. First, a basic big exemption. So much for existing plus x for each dependant. For a family of 5 this might be 24K. Then, we tax the rest. All of it. No silly exemptions. If the rest is less than 30K you pay 5 percent. 30 to 100K 15 percent. over 100K 25 percent. for most people this will be a BIG TAX CUT. Did I mention no more SS tax?? How do we figure your SS benefit?? From how much taxes you pay just like we do now except we forget the charade about having a separate tax. It was ALWAYS paid out of the general fund. The day SS started President Roosevelt gave some old lady a check. Hows THAT for a Ponzi Scheme?

Look, I am NOT running for President and so forgive me on the exact amounts. It’s the concept that matters. Big exemption. Three simple rates. Unless you make less than the exemption EVERYBODY PAYS SOMETHING. Seriously before the “earned income credit” I didn’t mind paying a couple hundred bucks a year even though I was a fry cook. I LIVED IN AMERICA. That is something wonderful. People from all over risk their lives to get here. It’s certainly worth paying for.