Excuse me?? WHO has a “war on Black people”? Whitey? Those “Crackers”?? Really? Who exactly is promoting aborting black babies wholesale? Who is defending those who attack police and firemen and ambulance drivers etc etc if those people come into a “black” community and try to save lives after a shooting or a fire or WHATEVER? And WHO TODAY is talking about how wonderful the many monogamous couples… wait! monogamous COUPLES? MARRIED?? In the BLACK community? Oh, sorry. I didn’t wait for the punch line. Or should I call it the “money shot”? Because finded committed monogamous couples raising children in the Black community — you could find Ivory Headed Woodpeckers or Dinosaurs as easily.. but, like I said, wait for it……………………these couples……..are “gay”.

Oh yeah. I had a gay roomate in college and I worked for 5 years and 8 years in two businesses that were predominantly “gay” and “Committed” and “monogamous”? Well, if committed means they are going down to the state hospital down in Terrell, Texas for shock treatments… maybe. And did you say “Mono”? The kissing disease? Just kidding. Most people know what I mean though and “Gay” couples quite often have a life cycle measured in HOURS…not decades…ok? Really. Now, I am NOT calling our President who says he knows many of these wonderful “couplings” er, uh I mean COUPLES! sorry, I am NOT calling him a liar. Really. I WOULD feel better if he admits to being “on the down low”, that is he is REALLY gay and just using our first lady as a cover so he can BE President of the United States.

That would make the “First Lady” the First Fag Hag.

But I didn’t say that. Really. I didn’t.

I typed it.

If you want a copy of the song “Shame on You” the anti love song for Obama — just send an email to moronpolitics AT Yahoo DOT com and PUT SHAME ON YOU in the header.

Give me a mailing address and I will send you the CD.

Enjoy.

Yes, I quote Julius Ceasar. Under the rules of the Roman Republic one thing was forbidden its Generals. Never were they to enter Rome with their troops. In fact, as the Empire grew the rule grew. They were not to enter Italy — a country that did not exist in name, but you present day hearers understand. A general might conquer Persia and return to Rome, but his army must stay in Persia. He might conquer Palestine and return but his army must stay away. Julius Ceasar — whose name did not yet mean King, Emperor and Ruler — Julius Ceasar had conquer all of modern Europe and he had been called home. He did the unthinkable. He brought his troops with him. Thus the saying, “The die is cast. I cross the Rubicon.” The border to Roman Italy. Now, what was to be done?? It amounted to a declaration of war. Not war against Rome. War against the IDEA of Rome. Was Rome to continue as a Republic — ruled by the Senate? Or would Ceasar become KING??

President Obama has never been satisfied with being a mere “President”. As he said in his message to Putin….the next election is to be “the last”. Chavez and Castro have both declared that THEY side with Obama, but against this silly system where he cannot make permanent agreements with them. “In four years there could be a different President”. That is unacceptable. Obama — Ceasar — has not yet CROSSED the Rubicon. Maybe, not, but he has been wading about in it for years. Trying to decide.

He decided to become the first President to take a United Nations post…. ILLEGALLY except that, after all, HE decides what is and is not legal doesn’t he?? DRAT! It seems to be a post with no power…yet. The man makes the role, though, not the reverse.

The Supreme Court dared to challenge him once…and his mob stared them down. They have been foolish enough to come out to a speech at the Congress again. That time…. they were allowed to leave. Another time, they might not be so fortunate. Now….HE HAS WARNED THEM AHEAD OF TIME. Surely, he told them today, they would not dare… they would surely not be so stupid… they would not strike down a law that he and his minions in Congress have declared.

If they do then they will pay dearly and quickly for their hubris. Like the poet said, Life’s a brief transit through hubris to humus.

So much for our one week break from the Republican debacle, the continual campaign by Ricky Santorum and Newt “Skunk Vomit” Gingrich to destroy the party and go into the convention without a nominee. Idiots. Well, traitors, would be a better name for them. Gingrich in particular KNOWS — KNOWS — after a long lifetime in politics that he has zero chance of getting the GOP nomination. He doesn’t want to be Vice President, either. What DOES he want?? Money. Yes, this is all about Newt being able to charge more for speeches, to be invited to bigger forums and sleep with God knows who in fancier hotel rooms while waiting to give those speeches. Disgusting?? Hey, I just said we are talking about Newt Gingrich. Didn’t you hear me?? Ricky Santorum actually thinks the country is waiting for him to take over and stop teen-aged girls from doing their boyfriends in the back seats of cars all over the country. Obama, of course, has SOLVED that problem. Looked in the back seat of a Volt lately?? A couple of Munchkins (wizard of Oz midgets?) couldn’t get it on back there.


Romney needs to be campaigning against President Obama. He can’t do that as long as he has to talk about crap in this primary campaign. The idiots that run the party came up with this Proportional Awarding of Delegates and 100 debates campaign idea. Without that the Ricky and Newt show would be dead and gone. With it…Oh, God!! will this thing never stop?? I listen to “Pundits” talk on the Sunday Fox shows and think “Do they even WATCH the news during the week?” They say the if this or that happens then Newt will drop out. MORONS!!! Newt’s wet dream is to have 12 percent of the delegates while Ricky and Mitt have 39 and 43. That way he is the King Maker able to grant the nomination to either. That IS the most likely situation. NEWT WILL NEVER DROP OUT. PEOPLE!!! Every vote for Santorum is a vote to make NEWT GINGRICH “The King Maker”. Only if Romney has a clear majority is this avoidable. If he gets to 47 48 percent we are looking at Ron Paul as an alternate King Maker. A vote for Santorum is a vote for one or both of these possibilities. THINK. Is THAT what you want??


Think. Please.

Why is Ann Coulter openly backing Mitt Romney?? Well, I have one possiblility. I went to a psychiatrist a while back. A person important to my personal life has been acting completely differently that how she acted for the previous 30 years. “Well,” she said, “Some people DO mature. Is that a possibility?” Jesus. Too bad she couldn’t have matured in time to support George W. Bush or maybe to have actually READ his illegal immigration plan?? Covered here elsewhere I assume.’


Hell, be grateful for small favors, they say. Since millions read Ann and NOBODY reads me…let me do HER a small favor. Maybe she will be grateful. Not, sleep with me grateful. Jesus, the poor girl weighs less than my LEG! I’m old enough and take blood pressure meds that…. well I never could get excited looking at ribs sticking out of a woman’s chest where breasts normally sit. I like small, skinny women, but if Ann were my girl friend I would tie her down and set an IV of Fried Chicken in one arm and set a feeding tube in her throat to force feed her Milky Ways. Enough. I, too, am on the Romney team. I tried to help the Perry campaign because he has great stage presence. He really does; at least in the type of speech/can I take some questions setting he prefers and should have stayed with. Then, Jeez — doesn’t anybody down in Austin know how to prep a guy for a debate? I mean other than the Ron Paul team. Then, oh Christ, he came up with the bizarre series of pitches he called a campaign speech. Yes, I am a conservative except I think the founding fathers were a bunch of morons — I will now rewrite that silly “constitution” thing. Completely.


Folks. Both of you. I know you are in the middle east or Kiev, Russia where most of my readers live but just pretend you are Americans. (YEAH! You could actually — oh never mind. Why ruin your day?) I hassled Mr. Romney 4 years ago for his Mormon religion. Not because he IS a Mormon as much as for the way he insisted that his religion/church was the most important thing in his life, but it didn’t matter at all. Huh? Frankly, the Mormon church officially believes things — HISTORICAL things , not miracles — that can be proven scientifically in many many ways to be “Wrong”. Not like “jesus and Satan are brothers”. Whatever. Nobody can prove or disprove that one. No, the bit about the American Indian tribes being descended from the lost tribes of Israel. DNA anyone?? There’s other stuff. Anyway, I feel like Mitt finally answered me back in 2008 when he made a statement that said “It was my father and mother’s church. I’m not going to embarass them and the rest of my family be changing it. OK. I can live with that. Someday I hope you can set an example for the millions of others struggling with the fact they grew up in a church based on the imaginary psuedo-bible written by a con man in the 19th century. Yes, THAT would be leadership, Mitt.
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Religion aside Mitt Romney is — can be — a very good candidate. He is also going to BE the candidate, people. We can do this the intelligent way or we can redo 1964. That’s right, you IDIOTS. 1964. As in the country elected a man that they NEVER would have even CONSIDERED — even THOUGHT ABOUT electing President. Lyndon Baines Johnson. Crude, arm twisting, Texas before Texas was couth..Lyndon (Did HE have Kennedy killed??) Baines (“Have you all seen this Fucking SCAR??”) Johnson. Yes, the man that the country HATED so much that he was forced to QUIT and THEN… then the country elected Nixon. In a LANDSLIDE. But… But…


But before THAT NIXON landslide came the most spectacular landslide in 20th century politics. More than the way Ike crushed Stevenson or FDR bitch slapped Dewey or Wilke. A 60/40 HUMILIATION of Barry Goldwater. What led up to THAT?? How did such a grotesque, such a political Gargoyle wipe out ANYBODY 60/40?? Easy. Goldwater and Nelson Rockefeller went into the 1964 convention almost — ALMOST — tied. Not actually. Goldwater had the nomination sewed up, but it was close. AND..they had allowed the primary become some kind of “establishment easterner vs US” monstrosity. THEY ARE US is what the damned fools should have realized. oh no. Goldwaters TEA PARTY — oh they called themselves something else, but it was still the same feeling. Goldwater’s people couldn’t just accept the nomination, let Rockefeller give a “let’s all work together now. We are one party” speech. Yes, shithead tea partiers, go READ the oh so terrible speech that Nelson tried to give. Yes tried. Goldwater’s people booed him off the God Damned STAGE. On national TV. Fools. And, you people want to do it again. When exactly will Santorum (is that Latin for enemy of satan?) when will Rick “the devil is real and working through cable TV RIGHT NOW!!” Santorum going to point out that Mitt Romney is CLEARLY Satanic? He is, after all, a Mormon. If you believe that Satan has had a hand in creating phoney counterfeit religions… you have to think MORMON don’t you? Is he saving it for the convention. Naaaa… I’ll bet he’s going to unleash it in the next month. Idiot. He isn’t a great candidate, not yet. He COULD develop into a Presidential possibility — maybe within a Romney administration. Mitt is the type of person that puts TEAMS together. Given the chance, he would LOVE to get Santorum and Gingrich and even Mr. 9-9-9 onto his team, into his cabinet, out there WORKING to improve the country.


Will anybody let him? He — thank God — doesn’t talk about Satan or Jesus or ANYTHING like that on the stump or in any public setting. YES!! This is NOT 1780, folks. He IS pro-life, Pro lower taxes, Pro smaller government, Anti ILLEGAL immigration without making every Latino in America think he is out to get them. He has a big, confident smile. Sort of a Yes We Can! guy if I can borrow a line from the Bob the Builder preschooler’s TV show that Barrack Obama rode into the Whitehouse on. Oh, and he wants to DRILL DRILL DRILL. When I heard the current President actually make FUN of that idea, make FUN of the idea that the GOP will give the country 2 dollar gas that way. Not saying they won’t. Saying that the USA shouldn’t WANT it. Heck, our goal is to make gas the same price as europe. 9 to 12 dollars depending on the market. YOUR choice THAT or ROMNEY. Get behind, Mitt. PLEASE. He could be a winner if you give him a chance. AND that would make YOU and ME a winner. Don’t make me send demons from hell to torment you. Or a second term Barrack Obama. Either One.

PLEASE?????????

The short answer is probably yes. Christianity is the reason.

I was raised as a Christian. That doesn’t mean “Church of Christ”. I know some people that go there think it does, but it my case it means Lutheran and Episcopal and Methodist. I was born in Queens, New York where most people are Roman Catholic or Jewish or Black. I say that last just because the largest block of Non Catholic Christians in New York when I grew up there was the African American community. I went to Church and Sunday School every week. “Religiously” is think is the expression. My wife — growing up in Chicago — went through the same training. In summer we both went to Vacation Bible School. She went to “Luther Hill” and I went to “CSL” which was, I believe, Christian Service League but both were a day camp for little God fearing children. Why the Hell am I saying all this???


Because RELIGION is going to destroy my party — the Republican Party— DAMN IT! Let’s talk religion a little bit. I even listen to “Christian Radio” while I fall asleep at night. Jesus Christ. That’s mainly because I have had people screaming about politics on my radio all day long and the last thing I need is Rusty Humphries screaming another 2 or 3 hours. HOWEVER, there are a lot of things I hear I DON’T believe and frankly I don’t think very many people do believe them. Unfortunately, my party has been high-jacked by bizarro’s that do. I don’t believe God Created the world in 6 days 6 thousand years ago. Even “thousand year days” for God’s sake. That is CRAP, OK? I don’t believe that Noah really built a large boat or that the dinosaurs died because they didn’t fit aboard. More CRAP.

Let’s continue. Adam and Eve were not historical figures and God didn’t make Eve out of a rib transplant. No, I don’t believe that story proves Adam was white either. (even God couldn’t take a rib away from a Black man)…. When people say that “God told them to run for President???” I think that’s an unfortunate way of saying “I prayed about this decision and felt it was the right thing to do.” A VERY unfortunate way of saying it. PEOPLE!!! REPUBLICANS!!! Don’t you EVER want to elect another President or have the majority in Congress???? Wake up! A large percentage of people are NOT religious and think that people that talk about Adam and Eve or say that Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt because there’s a lot of salt around the Dead Sea — they think people that say stuff like that are either crazy or idiots. I AM religious — (Oh GOD! I hear the morons now… That’s your problem Mister Moron. You have “religion” instead of a relationship with the living Son of God. NO! I have a buh-rain and I listened to 8 to 10 hours of radio preaching for DECADES until I could have had a very successful radio show of my own. That Bull Shit poured out of me like the rain droppeth from heaven on the fields of the blessed. I just couldn’t steal from people that way.


The leading candidate for President in the Republican party is a Mormon. I wrote some seriously nasty things about the man four years ago and no I don’t think it is “bigoted” to consider a man or womans religion when they are running for President. If a candidate worshiped the devil or Ba’al or Molech would you seriously say that it didn’t matter?? Go check out just HOW Molech was worshiped before you answer that, OK?? Heck, I’ll help with that.. They called it having a child “pass through the fire to Molech”. The hands of this bastard’s statue reached out to form a large brass bowl. An air forced fire burned beneath it until the metal glowed white hot and then….. you just drop your little naked baby alive into that hell…. The good news is that you tax dollars won’t force YOUR church to pay for this. An insurance company will pay for it and raise the price of your churches general insurance to cover it, OK?? ( just kidding.)

Anyway, Mr. Romney used to say out of one side of his face that his religion was the most important thing in his life and with the other side he insisted it would have no bearing on how he performed as President. WHOSE DAMNED BULL is running around loose here??? Has he got diarheaa or WHAT?? Anyway… Finally he made a sort of “it’s my parent’s religion and it would embarass them and my family if I changed it….” OK, I got that coded message nice and clear. That’s why almost everybody goes to the church they do. Their parents did. That’s cool. We knew that. Didn’t we?? Anyway… getting back to the ELECTIONS.


The Republican Party has got to get the insane religious right to shut up, ok? We will NEVER, EVER get ANYBODY elected that people believe thinks the world is 6000 years old. To believe that one has to be stupid. VERY STUPID. Most of the early part of the bible is allegorical, poetic or simply old myths. Then it goes into a vaugely historical part. Scattered through the rest is a variety of “wisdom literature”, prophecy and philosophy. NO, there are not detailed descriptions of Jesus or anybody else being crucified. Yes, you may have heard that so many times that you really believe it is there. It’s not. The Song of Solomon is not about the relationship between Jesus Christ and his Church either. It’s about sex. Maybe a priest told you different. That’s why Priests should be allowed to have sex. They are apparently very very confused about it.

I want Condi for VEEP. Yee-HA! Why ? NOT because she is black. Howsabout THAT one? We, the United States needs here for her EXPERTISE. She is an expert in the old Soviet Union — something that is trying to come back under Putin. That also makes her more of an expert in Iran and what goes on there than anyone in the Obama administration. We NEED somebody that knows what goes on and how to think about it. PLEASE, GOD, BLESS AMERICA. Bless her with Condileeza Rice.


Ms. Rice, I know you don’t lust for political power. You don’t want to walk those halls again. That is precisely why we need you. The Newt Gingrich’s and Barrack Obama’s DO want everything you do not. Who needs THEM?? Not this country and CERTAINLY not now. I beg you. Yes, you would rather be commisioner of Major League Baseball. Unfortunately, if you don’t do something that is actually distasteful to you…. there may not be Major League Baseball any more.


There may not be an AMERICAN LEAGUE anyway. I will offer you this trade. Save my country and after only ONE four year term….I will allow you any Major League Sport “to be named later”. Fair? Please. We have had three FOULS — three very foul years — in a row.

Hey, OBAMA!!! Sorry, but the “mister president” thing doesn’t seem to make sense with a man who doesn’t really want to be “president” of the country. More like “Lord God Almighty” of the country, right?? Been hearing the speeches. “Lets not reward companies that do thus and such. Let’s reward companies that do such and so” Hey, DUMASS, How about not rewarding ANYBODY??? Who the hell told you that the government in this country rewards companies AT ALL???

You just can’t help it, right?? You want to decide who wins and who loses at everything. Well, your ugly wife has a few areas portioned (you know, like food ) off for herself, but you do the important stuff. Hows about you just STOP IT!! We don’t want anybody buy US US US US the god damned consumers to pick who THEY like. Who YOU want to win or think we should like doesn’t matter worth a damn. Boy your little girls are about to go through Hell, aren’t they??? You gonna pick the music they like, the clothes they like, the boys they like… if you even let them decide WHETHER they like boys. Heck darn, you might want one of them to be a lesbian, right?? Got to please that GLCG or whatever you call the CSLLMDDKWTHIR (c*** Sucking Lap licking muff diving don’t know what the heck I R) people out there…….

Look, I know you don’t like it when people talk to you like you are an ordinary person. Get used to it. An EX President ain’t much, chump. Even if you DID get to Fuck Up the country for four more years….THAT’S IT, so get used to it. People don’t like you. You remember Black People? Yeah, them. They might still VOTE for you, but you know in your heart they don’t like you. They think you are from some other PLANET. That’s ’cause you ARE. The planet Bizarro. As in the old Superman comic books. You are like every day you get up and gargle with Red Kryptonite. The stuff that makes old Superboy change into almost anything. Like a giant freaking toadstool. The difference is that YOU would be improved by turning into almost ANYTHING else.

Jesus. Help this idiot. Give him a nice Embolism.

Rick Perry would do a lot better in the long run by attacking Obama and not the U.S.Constitution. WHAT?  That’s exactly right. Think about this one. The bill of rights was ratified at the same time, for all practical purposes, as the Constitution itself. MOST of the people ratifying the Constitution wanted a Bill of Rights added so one was promised and delivered. Since then the United States has ratified only 17 amendments. Perry has THREE issues that would require an amendment. One might require two or more.


Here they are. The constitution says that Congress MUST meet at least once a year, Perry wants them to meet every other year. Right, it’s silly, but he gets applause. He needs to remember that Ron Paul gets applause on outlawing the Fed and requiring only gold and silver for money. HAHAHAHA. Really.
Second case Perry wants a 15 or 20 year term for Federal Judges. I like that too, but don’t ask him specific questions. If a judge has been on the bench for 15 years should a President appoint the guy/gal with experience and whose judgement you know if he/she will run out of time very quickly. Or do they get their term “reset” when they hit the SCOTUS??? Be sure that Rick Perry hasn’t thought about that one. Finally, he wants congressional pay set by — heck if I know, The President? An amendment? The Congress sets it’s own pay

right now and the 27th amendment says that any such change up or down cannot take effect until after the House has been re-elected every two years.


Rick says he will cut their pay in half and if he doesn’t like the job they do cut it again.  Of course more than half of Congress are millionaires.   Madame Pelosi, for example, is worth 50 million and her husband is a Billionaire with a B.  Cutting the pay would only hurt the kind of citizen/legislator Rick CLAIMS to prefer.   Pelosi probably donates her salary or just uses it for lunches.   An engineer or farmer or small business owner wont EVER be able to afford being a Congressman again.  

 You wonder if he has even SEEN the constitution let alone read it forget study it.