Excuse me?? WHO has a “war on Black people”? Whitey? Those “Crackers”?? Really? Who exactly is promoting aborting black babies wholesale? Who is defending those who attack police and firemen and ambulance drivers etc etc if those people come into a “black” community and try to save lives after a shooting or a fire or WHATEVER? And WHO TODAY is talking about how wonderful the many monogamous couples… wait! monogamous COUPLES? MARRIED?? In the BLACK community? Oh, sorry. I didn’t wait for the punch line. Or should I call it the “money shot”? Because finded committed monogamous couples raising children in the Black community — you could find Ivory Headed Woodpeckers or Dinosaurs as easily.. but, like I said, wait for it……………………these couples……..are “gay”.

Oh yeah. I had a gay roomate in college and I worked for 5 years and 8 years in two businesses that were predominantly “gay” and “Committed” and “monogamous”? Well, if committed means they are going down to the state hospital down in Terrell, Texas for shock treatments… maybe. And did you say “Mono”? The kissing disease? Just kidding. Most people know what I mean though and “Gay” couples quite often have a life cycle measured in HOURS…not decades…ok? Really. Now, I am NOT calling our President who says he knows many of these wonderful “couplings” er, uh I mean COUPLES! sorry, I am NOT calling him a liar. Really. I WOULD feel better if he admits to being “on the down low”, that is he is REALLY gay and just using our first lady as a cover so he can BE President of the United States.

That would make the “First Lady” the First Fag Hag.

But I didn’t say that. Really. I didn’t.

I typed it.