I want Condi for VEEP. Yee-HA! Why ? NOT because she is black. Howsabout THAT one? We, the United States needs here for her EXPERTISE. She is an expert in the old Soviet Union — something that is trying to come back under Putin. That also makes her more of an expert in Iran and what goes on there than anyone in the Obama administration. We NEED somebody that knows what goes on and how to think about it. PLEASE, GOD, BLESS AMERICA. Bless her with Condileeza Rice.


Ms. Rice, I know you don’t lust for political power. You don’t want to walk those halls again. That is precisely why we need you. The Newt Gingrich’s and Barrack Obama’s DO want everything you do not. Who needs THEM?? Not this country and CERTAINLY not now. I beg you. Yes, you would rather be commisioner of Major League Baseball. Unfortunately, if you don’t do something that is actually distasteful to you…. there may not be Major League Baseball any more.


There may not be an AMERICAN LEAGUE anyway. I will offer you this trade. Save my country and after only ONE four year term….I will allow you any Major League Sport “to be named later”. Fair? Please. We have had three FOULS — three very foul years — in a row.