In an attempt to set new records in the “Silliest Action by a President” category President Obama asked Congress for a Media Shield law today. “What I have been doing must be stopped!!” he said quietly to the Presidential Dog. “No news person should be investigated and threatened or have his Mom and Dad’s phone tapped just for doing his job.” The dog, which asked not to be named but has curly black hair and webbed feet, stared at him with a profoundly confused look. “How about killing people with drones using your i-pad” he whined. “Does this mean you won’t take my paw and blow the shit out of a cat over in Afghanistan and then laugh and dance around the Oval Office like St. Vitus on PCP anymore?? I just LOVE that.”
“Only if the cat looks like a FOX” the President whispered to the dog. “or it MEEEWS too loudly. Get it? ‘Fox MEEEEEWS’???”
President Obama did not ignore Benghazi. He did not fail to understand what happened either before, during or afterwards. People at the state department WATCHED LIVE the attacks. People at or closely connected to the Whitehouse watched, listened and were otherwise aware of EXACTLY what was going on and why. They knew what was happening, why it was happening and by whom the attacks were being carried out. They had only ONE overriding concern. Coming up with a big enough lie to cover up the real events and making sure that no broke ruranks or told the truth. EVERY WORD from the Whitehouse, the state department and the .parts .of the administration was a lie, a big lie, an immense unforgiveable lie from the first word to the last. This man — Barrack Obama — is the biggest liar to ever sit in the oval office. His actions amount to treason and only his successful campaign to make REAL African Amerincans, REAL Black Americans accept him as ‘One of us” is keeping him in office. Benghazi is just the most egregious of his actions, but he has been treating the Presidency as a dictatorship from day one. He is an EVIL MAN. These people that say ” oh, he means well” and “He loves the country in his own way — he just has a slightly different vision” are RIDICULOUS. He has a wildly different vision of America. He sees himself as an absolute ruler who is above the law, who SHOULD be above the law and who must find some way to eliminate these other power centers such as Congress, the Supreme Court and anything or anyone else who stands in his way. HE and HIS MOB — They. are the greatest threat this country has ever faced. Greater that the seccession of the Southern States, Greater that Communism, Nazism or ANY other enemy.
OK, I want to be the first to tell you. It was NOT a terrorist event. Yes, I know that if you were there you experienced terror. Yes, people have already complained that if THEY were terrorized then it was a terrorist event. WRONG. Sorry. It’s like racism. You might think you know what it is but if it happens to YOU it isn’t racism unless you are the right color or race or whatever. In this case….. It was just plain old murder. Yep. Murder. One. With malice aforethought. BUT, not terrorism. Let’s think about it.
When did the boom go boom? At the beginning when there were thousands and thousands of people all crowded together so the bomb could kill hundreds in not thousands? Nope. When the winner or the female winner or the retarded crippled (ouch! how do like THAT for insensitivity?) or whatever so that people would be watching on TV? Ooops! on their I-pads? NOPE! Wrong again. When DID the boom go boom? At a really really bad time if you are a TERRORIST. When nobody important was around, when some nobody was crossing the finish line, when THE VICTIM…. the murderer’s girl friend or boy friend or BFF or boss or whoever was there. Hmmmm……. Then, Boom number two goes off. Why? Who knows? but terrorism this is NOT. Did anybody even claim credit? NOPE. That’s because even a phony claim of credit could be traced back unless you were sophisticated enough to hide who you are when you claim credit and this person isn’t that sophisticated. Notice that they haven’t told us, you, me how the bomb bombs were set off. They don’t want to give that information out. You know….because right now “only the guilty person knows”. And me. By remote control. NOT a timer. Nope. Because it was murder. The KILLER set off the bomb when the victim was there. Because it was MURDER.
Just like Tylenol. For those of you that are not that old…. some son of a bitch killed about half a dozen people by putting poison in Extra Strength Tylenol capsules. A few other people also died when their relatives poisoned them, including a retarded child whose parents apparently had tired of caring for her — maybe? However, the original deaths were — police eventually decided — all just collateral damage, people whose deaths where just to cover up the fact that someone wanted to murder a person and …. well if a bunch of people died from bad pills whose to say which one was intentional and which ones were not? Same thing here. Blow some one up and make it look like “terrorism”. Of course I might be wrong.
Of COURSE we aren’t going back to the moon. I mean, why would the only country that ever went there, the country who should have a PERMANENT BASE there forty years ago… why would we go to the moon? I mean would that make Muslims feel good about themselves?? That IS the basic reason we HAVE NASA, right? That is NASA’s mission according to the President. Now, why would that be the mission for NASA?? Because the President is a total fucking moron. Yes, he is. Look at the evidence. He was made editor of the Harvard Law Review. Did he get a single fucking article into it?? NO. Then, somebody called the University of Chicago and told them “Hey, we got this dumb ass Negro here and… ” Ooops. Sorry. What they said was “We have the guy here that I think you would be really interested in. You should give him a position.”
Then, they gave him a position. Now, I went back to school after taking 8 years off getting some hippie chick pregnant (or actually she got pregnant while living with me— ok? She married me about a year earlier because the guy she really loved wouldn’t ask her. SO… she showed HIM something, right? ) Anyway… after this 8 years of bussing tables and cooking at IHOP etc my best friend got murdered and stuffed into a dumpster so I decided to go back and finish school. See, I went to a fancy private school and they wouldn’t give me financial aid until I had been out of my parents house for 8 years. SO…. Eight years later I got a government loan and went back to finish my piece of shit degree. Point is that when I did I had no idea what kind of job a worthless piece of shit like me could get so… I talked to my Math Professor and a week later HE got me a FELLOWSHIP. It entails being an “Instructor” at a college. Now THAT is EXACTLY the job our President got arranged for him. A “instructor”. It’s not a Professor or an Assistant Professor or anything. It’s the lowest piece of shit job a college has.
So…. Our President….does he work and write papers and brown nose and someday become an assistant or associate Professor or something??? HELL NO. He stays an “instructor” for something like 17 years or so. During which he publishes NOTHING. He writes NOTHING. He accomplishes NOTHING. Fortunately, he has a friend — a local husband of a famous terrorist who finds him another do nothing job. People come in to some foundation and they have applied for a shitload or two shitloads or so of MONEY to do some worthless study. He hands them the check that someone else has decided they should get. Watch.
Hi. I’m Barack Obama. I see you applied for 3.2 million to see why children read slower if they hold the book upside down. Here’s your check. Have a nice day.
NOT A BAD JOB, EH??? That’s about what our moron President did. That and impress kids with how well he could French Inhale a cigarette. Oh, and talk about race, race, race. Perfect training to be President if you ask me. Let’s give him a third term and a fourth term. GO GO GO GO OBAMA GO GO GO GO… hell, let’s elect that creepy Fag Hag of a wife he has…. GO GO GO GO. Hey, one other little thing. I have been babbling on this stupid thing for about 5 years. Have I made a god damned DIME?? NO. That is because YOU don’t click on the Mother Fucking ADS. Why don’t you get your friends to do that? OK? Because I am BROKE. I can’t even buy food. HELP ME GOD DAMN IT !! Thanks a lot.
This show would be a hundred times more interesting and enjoyable if the writers and Mr. Miller had the ability to create and portray a personality for Mr. Holmes more subtle than “total conceited a**hole”. For some hints they might read one or two of the dozens of stories A.C.Doyle wrote for the original Holmes. Not only is his CONSTANT spoiled two year old on steroids boring and annoying since (surprise!)none of these people are actually super genius level intellects the supposed “smartest man in the world” makes gross errors of fact and logic again and again. Also, if you check the above mentioned stories you will find that the other S. Holmes used his powers of deduction to reason many different things about those he came into contact. New York is a conglomeration of more than a hundred small towns and Manhattan itself has numerous amazingly different areas from the bowery, Harlem, the village etc. down to the Wall Street area, the knocked down towers, the Armory, and two INCREDIBLY DIFFERENT RIVERS flow around it. Yet, this Sherlock detects not the sheep meadow concert area the skate pond the glaciers marked rocks I would eat lunch atop all these in Central park along with a dozen other things which might leave a trace on someone. No almost 90 percent of the time and about three times per episode he detects some past sexual pairing in which another character had engaged. How incredibly D U L L DULL. Duller than shaving with a serving spoon.
Once you start looking for the just downright stupid and ignorant things the smartest man in the world says and does you realize that just one show has enough grist for the stupid meal to grind out flour to bake stupid biscuits for a church free breakfast for the street people of the world. It the gift that just keeps confusing. Forget that Sherlock starts out the show strangling a dozen or so cadavers for his “research”. How many dead bodies does he have to waste to gain what knowledge exactly. I mean his hands are always the same size so any research about WHO might have murdered someone ain’t happening, right? He’s been doing this… how long?? And when might he have gathered enough knowledge? An open question I suppose. That’s the beginning of this episode which ends with Watson suggesting Sushi delivery for dinner….his riposte is a list of diseases one can get from raw fish. Oh, Sheeeeerlock??? Sushi DOES NOT CONTAIN RAW FISH YOU MORON !!!!! Sorry, if you think it does, many people do. YOU are forgiven if you don’t constantly regularly declare your high I.Q. Raw fish is Sushimi. OK? I’ve had it, raw Tuna actually. It was edible, but I don’t recommend it. To be sort of safe it has to be cut and served so fast that Mr T is still wondering what that prickly feeling in his mouth whoa! I’m DE A d. Sorry, pal. Even then if may have various organisms that might kill you in it. Not worth the thrill. Moving along Mr Unlock… sorry… Sherlock catches a doctor loading a syringe from a delivery tube of Morphine going to a cancer patient. He says the doctor is stealing drugs that the patient needs. WRONG AGAIN. The way these delivery systems work — resist the urge all you addicts out there— there is a plastic bag full of morphine solution in a little device next to the patient. When he/she feels the pain is getting bad they push a button and — if it hasn’t been pushed too recently — a little jolt of morphine is pumped into an I.V. tube and thence into a vein. The bags are replaced when they are almost empty. The patient is not monitored by how fast the bag empties, but by how many times he got that little jolt. Remember, if the jolt was given recently pushing the button does…………….nothing. So, the doctor was stealing morphine. The patient needed morphine. BUT, his theft did not mean the patient got less of anything. Period.
If I watched it again, I would find another 4 or 5 or 10 stupid errors of fact or logic. I can’t though because the portrayel of the character is so simplistic, so…what’s the word??? STUPID…. that I can’t do that. Just forget this one. If you never watched Awake, go rent the DVD of it’s one brief, brilliant season. Heck, GRIMM is a smarter crime show than this drek.
With something like 70 percent of the world trying to outdo each other on stupidity this month and the Supreme Court headed by Bush’s Biggest Screw up AKA Chief Justice Roberts working up an even trickier batch of word salad than Justice Ginsberg it’s hard to believe a host of a little know late night radio show could win the prize, but…. THAT’S STUPIDITY ! Last night he had a psychologist on air discussing why America seems obsessed with the “Zombie Apocalypse”. Yes, surveys on how the world will end have been taken and instead of and Ice age ( a near certainty in the next couple of million years) or a Super Volcano (another near certainty if you live in North America. The worlds largest happens to be called YELLOWSTONE, yes the whole damned park is inside the MOUTH of a gigantic volcano which goes off like clockwork and is almost 100 thousand years overdue). Anyway the most likely end of civilization Survey says — is being overrun by zombies.
Well, enough of that. They opened up the phone line for people to call about theories on why. Why do believe find this possibility so sensible. Well, theories were proposed and no matter how outlandish they were treated with respect. At least until some guy called and said that maybe it was the end of the traditional family, Seems like any group of people are considered a family, but the old mom and dad and 2 point 4 kids …. well that wasn’t hardly around anymore In fact, the court seems about to make Gay Marriage a right and…. STOP STOP STOP. No way was Clyde Lewis letting anything like THAT get proposed. NO NO NO…. That guy didn’t get to finish talking. Lewis insists that You’re damned right any group of people that love each other, and nobody has a right to say who can love another and marriage is ok for any two people that love each other and it can by homosexual love or heterosexual love or whatever other kind of love and who or how they love each other the government has no right to say. Imagine if you DID let the government do that. Once you let the government decide who can love another person or how… why once that happens it’s all over. If the government can do that then they can do anything. They can control every single thing you do. There would be no limits. We would be slaves, machines run by the government. They would own our souls.
Yes, if the government gets the power to say that two men or two women cannot marry each other than that’s it. Humanity as we know it is OVER. Kaput. Bye bye. To which I say…..
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DUMASS ON THE PLANET, GOVERNMENTS HAVE BEEN OUTLAWING GAY MARRIAGE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. AND nothing like you describe has happened you idiot. And stop talking about Heterosexual Love and Homosexual Love Dummy. That is SEX and SEX is NOT love. People who are paraplegics marry. People marry other people who are in prison or on the other side of the world in combat or trapped in some country that is more like a prison than a country knowing that they will NEVER TOUCH each other and most certainly will never have sexual intercourse, but they LOVE EACH OTHER. Men and women in extreme age may not ever has SEX again, but they LOVE each other. YOU don’t have a “fucking” clue. I have explained elsewhere about the model of marriage being the sexual union between a man and a woman leading to procreation and continuation of the species, but that is not LOVE. LOVE AND SEX ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
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The amount of blather piled on one side of an issue doesn’t mean that side is correct. Marriage has been an institution between a man and a woman for thousands of years before written history. It is evidenced in Cro-Magnon and other ancient human drawings and burials. GEESE and several species of primate other than man have long term mating between pairs of one male one female. It was and is primarily about reproduction, the continuation of the species and in humans that includes culture as well as physical reproduction. Because of the absolute primary importance of these bonds, pairings that follow the same model also receive certain honors and privileges. The Greeks and Macedonians both praised homosexual “love” between men as the highest form of attachment but NEITHER HAD GAY MARRIAGE. Heterosexual Marriage is modeled after the union that continues the species, not pleasure, companionship etc. Homosexual marriage honors instead sexual congress. My father in law and brother lived together because of financial problems and a health issue for 20 years, neither was gay and no one would say they should have the various privileges married couples receive however if they had jumped in bed and touched each others’ genitals some would say they should. That is the clearest evidence of what “gay marriage” is based on. Sorry, it’s not the same thing. Pleasure and continuation of the species are not of equal importance.
Howdy, Mr. President. Your buddy, Sir Paul and I have something in common. I own 500 shares of Mill Music Trust and he owns 89,000 shares. Trust units to be precise. We both get paid royalties on about 5000 older songs. Last year we both started getting 1/4 to 1/3 of what we used to get paid. I think we are getting ripped off. Why don’t you help us?? Sir Paul might not miss the quarter million a year he is getting beat out of but the 6 or 800 dollars it has cost ME so far is KILLING ME.
The man who hosts my blog mentioned the other day that I don’t seem to be writing in it anymore. Well, nobody has ever read it. Not quite true. If I mention Putin I get a lot of advertisements and links from Russia for a few weeks. I don’t think people looking for furniture or a whore in Kiev are looking here, but Hey! who knows. Anyway, the other reason is that this was originally More On Politics…. my thoughts on politics. However, in the age of Obama who can stand to think about that, yeah? When he was reelected some black people made comments to me about “it’s a good thing for ME” Sometimes I lose it and point out that a Presidential election isn’t a goddam FOOTBALL game where we just root for our team but if they win or lose doesn’t mean a thing. No, putting an idiot in charge of the largest store of nuclear missiles on earth is actually DANGEROUS!! Oh, well. I don’t have long to live and I hereby pass the responsibility to the next generation.
Where was I?? Oh, yes. Well this is not about only politics anymore. If you read this blog for God’s sake would you leave a freaking comment?? NOBODY ever does. I’m opening it up to spam for a few days to see if any comments come in. Talk about anything.
Bigfoot! My wife can’t stand it but I like the new show where people run around the world chasing money… I mean Bigfoot! Comment by me. Almost all Bigfoot “sightings” occur in the daytime. Monkeys and Apes are almost never nocturnal. One or two species of little tiny monkeys with giant eyes, but the big apes and chimps and people are ALL day creatures. At night we crawl into a safe place and hide until morning. Why? Well, the leopard — whose favorite food is monkeys and other apes — is nocturnal. At night we no longer rule the planet. We head up the menu. However, the Bigfoot Hunters always go out at night. Why?? Well because they have redefined evidence as any noise, a howl, “tree knocks” etc. They go out at night scream like idiots and if they hear anything……………WOW What a successful night. Did you hear those wood knocks. This place must be crawling with Bigfoots. Well, so is my backyard.
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I sold a house about 16 years ago to a lady who checked groceries at my local Kroger. I carried the note myself and so I know where she worked and for how long from her credit report. She had been working checking groceries for 27 years. Full time. She worked another 8 years until she retired at 65 and was full time all the time. I guess it wasn’t exactly legal, but I had her signature and SSN so I checked her credit again about that time without telling her. She had worked for Kroger for THIRTY FIVE YEARS. By the way, she was never late on her mortgaga payments and had never missed any other payments that made the credit report. More reliable than me, but that’s not the point.
I like to talk to people. By choice I go to the local grocery store where a person checks me out and bags my stuff. I pay more than if I went to the self serve place, but I don’t care. I’m glad to pay more so that those people can have a job. However, NONE of them has a FULL TIME job. In fact, the young lady who checked me out tonight said she doesn’t think anybody has full time checkers. When I told her about the lady who bought my house she looked at me like I probably looked at my dad when he talked about buying 10 pounds of potatoes for a nickel during the depression and roasting them in the coals of a fire he and his friends built in a vacant lot back in Brooklyn. Maybe that’s why they call it a “vacant” look, eh?